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Real Estate War Stories

April 2015

The Story of the Rogue Landlord

By |April 7th, 2015|

There is a famous saying, “they don’t know what they don’t know.” To be specific, for the property management business it might seem easy to collect rent on a monthly basis and take care of maintenance issues but when it comes to the laws and/or Florida statues you may be breaking them unknowingly. For […]

November 2014

Bad Real Estate Pictures II: Seriously?

By |November 19th, 2014|

Some of my clients know my thoughts on bad real estate pictures on the internet. The information age has catapulted us into an age where dignity and self respect can sometimes be left behind and in my opinion these pictures show a lack of self respect on the sellers part and a lack of […]

July 2014

Short Story: A Naked Willy

By |July 7th, 2014|

After many years, this story has become one of the most outrageous, terrifying, and ridiculous stories I have to tell. Yet many years later we can look back and laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of the event.
I shall set the scene for you: A newly renovated 2nd floor condo is vacant. This condo is […]

May 2014

Short Sales: What is a BPO?

By |May 15th, 2014|

What is a BPO? To start, it stands for Broker Professional Opinion of Value. Who prepares them? To date, I have completed 134 BPOs … and counting. In my opinion, these “broker professional opinions” are a waste of time and money and I will tell you why. The real estate agents associated with them  […]

April 2014

Online Real Estate … Auctions ?

By |April 24th, 2014|

Online real property auctions and the court house steps are a couple of different ways you can bid on real property you might want to buy in Florida. In my opinion, these types of properties are not typically the best deals especially in the case of online auctions (at least in Central Florida). I personally believe […]

A Marijuana Farm in a Rental Property

By |April 14th, 2014|

Florida Real Estate Investing can be tricky business especially when it comes to the aspect of property management. Experienced owners hire property managers and a good property manager can help to avoid a lot of the mistakes that can be made when managing a property. The following story is all true and one that […]

Fleas, Rodents and the Bubonic Plague

By |April 1st, 2014|

I have many stories about Fleas and Rodents that I have encountered over the years. However, the following two stories are my favorites and therefore I have decided to share them with my millions of readers (or at least those who are interested in my Real Estate horror stories). Enjoy 🙂 !
Did you know […]

March 2014

A Rental Property, a Roach Infestation and a Stripper?

By |March 13th, 2014|

It sounds like the beginning of a great joke, “What do a Rental Property, a stripper and a Roach infestation all have in common?” I have been in the real estate business now for over 10 years and I have seen a lot. Fleas and roaches and mold ..oh my! Today’s post I am […]